so it goes like

every good boy deserves a kit kat bar

only lonely little break from the strummed out guiTAR

from the oil from the well aint so swell

when in hell but its your own hell now

so dont "have a bull" or whatever i meant to say just then

the little voice inside cannot step aside and abide 

decide which path to walk or is it up to you?

to pass gas in the glass half empty during mass

inappropriate in church sit in the pew and P U the stench

grab the wrench off the bench measure not an ench but a yurd

for the bird wingless flew up the flew chimney stuck

a puck off the ice will entice 3 sightless mice or can they?

which way to munch-kin land French tin can outside Fran oily n' tan

The Wayside World Wide Web CAMcord less moppidge to droppidge

what drug chose you to sippidge or silent . . . 

 . . . no one . . . just shut up about the way you see the colors of a frowning arc in the sky

sad is it the rain says goodbye 

so a dream catcher catches but one dream a week 

so your ice cream can squeak 

and steam bellows out your beak

I am meek yet not weak

hide and find or if you don't you jump rope 

wow that's far out my pimple headed dope

droopy soap to wash your face just in case you make first base

with Chase no not Chevy it's her sits next to you in Gym

no no Jim they broke up up in Broke-lyn New York last summer's Eve

and so Adam did sneeze and a first one at that 

unmask the flask and sit back and drink Jack

while a pipe you ignite feels just right this starry night

oh mistakes pronounced misteaks it is a miss take

"I miss took you for someone else, my miss take"

but who cares its for the bears to climb stairs at the fairs

and who stares? the fat bastards eating funnel cakes and pumpkin pie

lets drain the fat right out your eye

but don't cry cause real men open doors slowly

and slowly you see your life means nothing to no one

the people deserve to be loved so put down the gun.